March 2010
1 post
Karl Rove Saved From Bullying
In 1960, at the age of nine, Rove decided to support Richard Nixon, got into a physical fight about it with a politically-motivated girl, and lost.
—Wikipedia Entry on Karl Rove—
On his first day at the new school, KR hangs at the edge of the playground, hands thrust in pocket. His shoulders are simultaneously hunched and defiant. There’s never been a fourth grader with such a high...
February 2010
5 posts
Jeff Barnosky →
A History of My Love Life, Based on the Writings...
Nashville-Is there such a thing as a dream girl for relationship addicts-but a dream girl who knows how to keep her distance? With Nashville, Jeff barely noticed how much time she spent at his apartment, how many conversations she had with his mother-he was too buzzed and wobbly all the time. I’ve never before seen a guy in love in quite this way, and he still zapped around love-addled after she...
Away Messages of the Famous, Living and Dead.
ELNRSVLT:
Warning Level 0%. Time Online: 130 years. Time Away: 70 years.
Away Message/Personal Profile:
What’s up my dawgs?!?!?! Just chilling with the Notorious F.D.R., maybe doing some campaigning for the rights of us girlzzzzzz. Later, I’m going to head over to Lorena’s to do a little “interviewing” if you know what I’m sayin’ saying.
Leave a message or call the cell.
PC load letter,...
The New Fall Season
As Autumn rolls around and the chilly weather forces people inside, the television networks start to roll out the shows they hope will become the next Friends, The Osbournes, or hope beyond hope, Good Morning, Miami!. Of course, such success is rare, but the networks keep trying. Here are a few of their attempts this year.
I LOVE THE PEOPLE!
In this hilarious update of the classic sitcom, Lucy’s...